NOTIFICATION
WE
ARE HIRING
Consider the following:
1.
If you are
an Anarchist and Hate the Mankind (with special hatred for America and India),
2.
If you love
Explosions, Weapons, Ammunitions and Enjoy watching people dye from Pain and Wounds,
3. If you Believe that the World must be according
to You or it Must be Destroyed,
4. If you are ready to Explode yourself in
order to meet the Deadlines (dead bodies in a row),
You Are Heartily Welcome. Experience and Eligibility:
· A Solid background in Anti-Social activities.
If you have been sentenced for Criminal Acts such as murder, you will be
given Grace Marks.
· Possessing illegal Weapons, Explosives and a Strong Body.
· Sound
knowledge of English to befool all the Security Agencies.
Age:
No Bar
Education: You have to Forget whatever you have learnt so far. We would
teach you New Fundamentals.
Remuneration: Best in the Industry
Other Benefits:
· Opportunity to tour the World and Learn
new things. (However, it purely depends on the nature of the Operation and your selection for the same.)
· We Guarantee you a fixed seat in Heaven. (Yes,
it is true, Believe it or Not!)
· What else you want?
How to Apply: Our Helicopter will pick you up from a
venue that will be secretly mailed to you.
Testing Procedure: Board the Helicopter first.
Duration of Service and Posting: Board the Helicopter first. (You could be posted anywhere in the World.)
What if not selected: (No Rejections). You ask so many
questions. Board the Helicopter first.
Important: Don’t lose heart in case you don’t satisfy the eligibility
criteria. The most important thing we are looking for is a Criminal and Narrow mind. Who knows
in spite of all your limitations, you may prove the best “Suicide Bomber” ever
witnessed. Hence, such candidates are also encouraged to apply.
No Gender Bias: We respect women and their 'skills'. Girls/Women
will be given preference because they can easily befool anybody in the World.
Note: We are a purely Professional Organization. We
don’t believe in Discrimination on the basis of gender, cast, creed, religion
or continent because Everybody has to Die One Day.
About Us: Some people call us “Terrorists”. However, we consider ourselves a group of committed professionals determined to reach our targets at any cost. Nevertheless, to name us, you can associate us with the “War Industry”. Apply soon because as already said we don’t love peace and have undertaken several military missions all over the World. The sooner you come, the better Mission you get. Contact-
Chief Recruiter
Recruitment Hill
Anonymous Mountain Range
(Board the Helicopter first)
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DISCLAIMER:
THIS
IS PURELY FICTITIOUS. IT IS JUST A MEDIUM OF EXPRESSION. EITHER DIRECTLY OR INDIRECTLY,
IT IS NOT AIMED AT HURTING ANY CLASS, COMMUNITY, RELIGION, COUNTRY OR CONTINENT.
ANY RESEMBLANCE TO ANYTHING SHOULD BE CONSIDERED A PURE COINCIDENCE.
IF YOU ARE HURT: THANKS FOR READING IT. I OFFER
MY SINCERE APOLOGIES.
IF YOU LIKED IT: AN ORIGINAL THANKS. TAKE CARE. BYE.
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